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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

jacked truth

firstly, i jacked this picture from The Sangster Report because well... I laughed. Now, yes. I am a girl. And I do consider myself decent looking, smart and normally nice. However, I know that when it comes to the guys, they will meet a million girls and there is never this like feng shui to a girl. however maybe with a million and one there will be. But this venn diagram is typically the problem.

Every girl, whether they want to admit it or not is attracted to the assholes. Why? I can tell you. Its b/c they are cocky selfish pricks who know EXACTLY what to say to get what they want. They arent like the nice smart, handsome guys that care more about okay that might be a bit much. But they at least care about our feelings and our ideals as well as what will go on in the bedroom. But no girl picks this up right away. we like to believe the guy feeding us the perfect lines with wonderful abs is really the guy we are meant to be with.
...well honey, prince charming only lasts til midnight too.

now i know that its hard to find miss megan fox body with a PhD and actually isnt full of herself. So just keep dreaming.

And i know you can think of plenty of smart uglies. or Gorgeous dumbasses. Some bitchy sluts and some smartass whores. its the way the world works. If there weren't choices you wouldnt be able to find the one you were made for.

So good luck with your search. Hopefully what the diagram doesnt show is that right there in the dead center is a dot. that MAYBE 100 girls in the world fit into. its your job to find her

Also, id like to fix the diagram to also include taken. and then taken by assholes. lol i think that would solve this diagram problem or at least start to.

as for now, just know that in the world of the beautiful, smart and nice, the alarm clock eventually goes off and you will wake up.

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