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Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Art of The ManPeriod

I don't know if you all know this but girls aren't the only ones that "PMS". And I don't mean this in the "dictionary definition" way. I mean this in the classic contextual way that most people refer to it.

Yes ours happen for like a week every month and you think we are the queens from hell at times. We bitch, we moan, we complain. We crave, we need... did I say we bitch. But you know its coming, you know to expect it and you can learn how to react.

But my friend and I have decided that you boys, you have it too. This we have titled The Man Period. Now The Man Period is not as scientific. It doesn't happen due to internal bleeding and upset hormones (that we can prove at this time anyway). As the leading "research" may suggest, it also doesn't seem to have a cause linked to it at this time.

But it happens. So how does it happen? How do you know if you are having your Man Period? How do you deal with it? How should your friends deal with you?

First of all, lets work on the basics. It is not like a girl's cycle. Girls have theirs once a month (normally) and it lasts about 5 days. But The Man Period is more like that of a dog's period (and I don't mean that in any mean way). It happens once every several months, maybe even once a year. But unlike girls weekly problem, yours lasts for at least 3 weeks to a month.

The symptoms that we can find are normal of that of PMS. The boys become very, very, VERY irritable. It doesn't matter if they are hanging out with boys or girls. They can't sit still, they take everything as a offense and they explode onto others very, very, VERY frequently. They have random cravings and they want attention at some times and want to be thrown out the window at others. They want their "space" (Which may mean sitting in a car at a friends house around a group of friends, but with the windows closed listening to music). They may want to cuddle and then bitch at you for cuddling. They don't know what they want and they feel lost. They know that they are irritable but they also can not tell you why. They just know that you better be nice to them or you are going to see a new side to those adorable eyes of theirs.

How to deal with it is a bit trickier. When it comes to how you should deal with it. Just give people warnings. Let people know that you are irritable so that you don't step over that line. Eat chocolate. It makes people happy, try being happy. There is a reason girls flock to it. Learn from us.

For the people that the guy hangs around with a lot, they have a lot more to deal with than the guy on their Man Period. Let them sit in the car if they please. Do not make fun of them (around them anyways). Do not push their buttons. (I don't know about your group of friends but mine is one that loves to poke fun at one another. Do Not Do That.) Be understanding, or just ignore their offset moments. Buy them chocolate if it makes them shut up and feel better. Or better yet, buy yourself chocolate and offer them some. (That way you can be happy too). Handle them, like you would handle a girl that is a bit too cranky for your liking.

Their are other notable theories that back up the "Man Period" claim. Girls that live together, or flock together, typically get into a cycle with one another and all of their cycles tend to overlap (so some weeks it REALLY JUST might be a better idea to stay away from the sorority houses). Like girls, boys that have a pretty regular group of friends that are guys, tend to have theirs around the same time as well. Their Man Periods tend to overlap. It is not always the case (as it is not always the case with girls), but if one boy gets it one week, have your chocolate ready because the rest will probably follow soon.

I think The Man Period needs a further look into it and it needs to be researched on a higher scale. Due to the fact that I am 19 years old girl and i am just noting that all my guy friends seem to act up like this. (And i hang out with a LOT more guys than girls). We can probably conclude that research may be a little bit hard and it may need a lot more work.

But the big picture remains. Boys get just as cranky as girls and for no apparent reason. They go into these "periods" of time that just cant be given another reason other than that boys can "PMS" too.


Do you notice this with your friends? Have you found other ways to handle The Man Period?i dont know if you all know this but girls arent the only ones that PMS.

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